The Ass's Brains The Lion and the Fox went hunting together. The Lion, on the advice of the Fox, sent a message to the Ass, proposing to make an alliance between their two families. The Ass came to the place of meeting, overjoyed at the prospect of a royal alliance. But when he came there the Lion simply pounced on the Ass, and said to the Fox: "Here is our dinner for to-day. Watch you here while I go and have a nap. Woe betide you if you touch my prey." The Lion went away and the Fox waited; but finding that his master did not return, ventured to take out the brains of the Ass and ate them up. When the Lion came back he soon noticed the absence of the brains, and asked the Fox in a terrible voice: "What have you done with the brains?" "Brains, your Majesty! it had none, or it would never have fallen into your trap." Wit has always an answer ready.
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hide comments 2013-2-22 05:14 PM - John Madden uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu 2007-8-13 09:55 PM - moo moo 2007-8-13 09:52 PM - moo 2007-2-14 07:03 PM - joe it ed ass 2007-2-14 07:02 PM - persp the story really 2007-2-14 07:00 PM - noname they use the word ass to much. 2007-1-24 06:09 PM - QUINTON YOU SHOLD ALWAYS THINK BEFORE YOU ACT FIRST 2005-6-8 08:14 PM - hannah good fable 2004-9-20 04:32 PM - sweet Caroline I hate you and I hate your ass face 2004-5-25 05:24 AM - assferbrains doh! 2004-3-25 11:13 PM - Jia Min ya 2002-5-10 11:53 AM - some old ass sorry! i cant read 2002-5-10 11:52 AM - some old ass i camt read! 2002-3-6 06:28 PM - jxshduxuyeucfd5 I hate the Ass 2001-11-14 04:40 PM - Timothy I 2001-11-13 08:59 PM - Deja I think the story was very intresting,but I don't think they should have fooled the ass like that.If they were real hunters they would have trapped their pray a different way 2001-11-13 08:49 PM - Kendra the story was very interesting to me! 2001-11-13 08:49 PM - Robbie I think this story was a stupid,but funny story.If you have an ass he ain't that stupid come on now.I think the person who wrote this has issues 2001-11-13 08:47 PM - Lakendra The story was very good but it wasn't good the ass brain messed-up. 2001-11-13 08:45 PM - Amanda I tihnk it was a interesting sory.It was great! 2001-11-12 06:02 PM - shirquerta I THINK IT WAS GOOD 2001-11-12 06:02 PM - Kela I think the story was good. 2001-11-12 06:01 PM - Kela I think the story was good. 2001-10-31 06:54 PM - ribiero It was about an ass 2001-10-31 04:21 PM - 1112233323565986 2000-11-12 05:11 AM - an ass Poor Ass! I bet he thinks twice about getting killed and getting his brains eaten next time! Wait a minute... |